AND THE WINNER IS…

"Made it to a second term, now I can get my freak on. WHERE THE WHITE INTERNS AT?" 

Okay, my final word about the election and then we can all just move on and go back to not knowing a damn thing about what's going on in Washington. For all those who voted for Romney, tough break about your horse coming in second and all. Dude put up a good fight though, really didn't think it'd be that close. And even though the Florida tally has yet to be decided, unless America's penis is worth 90 electoral votes then I don't really think it matters. For all those who helped vote Obama in for a second term, yeah, you might be all happy and feeling pretty good about yourselves and the prospect of four more years. But then what?

Four more years and then… Biden? 

If this is the level of strange tail that President Joe would be capable of getting,
I'm gonna have to go with… HELL NO! 

All you Obamanauts have done is to delay the inevitable. He can't be around to protect you forever and when his second term is up, these guys will be waiting for us all out in the parking lot. 

"We've got nothing but time, America. And we'll be waiting right here."

I'm scared.