OUT OF TOUCH:

Hello all. Sorry to say that I'm going to be incommunicado for a few days. Circumstances beyond my control have forced me off the grid for a little while. Call it an unexpected vacation, a sudden sabbatical, an impromptu holiday or a swift flight from justice. But whichever way you chose to view it, please remember that it won't be for long and that no matter what you may hear in my absence… I really thought that house was gonna be empty and those people will get their grandmother back when the heat dies down.

See kids, I'm sure Grandma's fine under there… somewhere.